Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
What's the best part about a dead hooker? The second hour is free!
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?