Worst Jokes Ever
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
I am Araf, and I am clumsy.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
dik.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed, "Anyone know CPR?" I said, "Shit, I know all the letters of the alphabet." Everyone laughed, well, except for this one guy.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.