Worst Jokes Ever

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Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.

*also him*

Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.

Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.

I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."

Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...

Carrots?

Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.

Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?

Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?

What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?

He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.

I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.

Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!

A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.

Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.

The Stigg

Did you know, the average gay person likes men?

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"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm in your apple!