Worst Jokes Ever
The toaster, otherwise the perfect bath bomb.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
I started crying when Dad began to cut onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to find their dad again.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.
I replied I'd get ink poisoning.
Wouldn't recommend, the police came.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
Doctor: “I have good and bad news.”
Patient: “Give me the good news first.”
Doctor: “Your test results are back and you have only two days to live.”
Patient: “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?”
Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”