I got jealous when my phone died.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
This joke here is the worst.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
See the lies.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
Best website ever 4 chair.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
