Don't free Britney!
Worst Jokes Ever
My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
How do you get away with murder?
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
