Worst Jokes Ever
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
Bumpkin boy.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
afnshjrkf.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?