Worst Jokes Ever

You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.

Who is the king of the insects 🐜?

The Monarch!

Vaseline

Q: How many children does it take to shingle a roof?

A: Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).

What do you call a running chicken?

Scared.

I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.

Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.

What is mad cow disease?

How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?

Turn it upside down.

Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?

Because they won't be there to stick around.

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."

A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.

I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.

I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!

What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?

A donation team.