I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "Sad"
Teacher: "Anyway, is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
P or N?
An orphan's family photo: empty.
Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
What planet has a butt? Uranus!
