Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Omnom.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.