Worst Jokes Ever
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"
Patient: "Cancer?"
Doctor: "What a coincidence."
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Like if your dad is abusive.