Worst Jokes Ever
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
My girlfriend called me a "pedophile", and I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old."
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
Wanna see my pp again?
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
That is so bad, just like you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.