Worst Jokes Ever
Paul Walker.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bartender here?"
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
Violence against women is funny :)
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.
Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?
They're so good at separating colors.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... That is... if you throw it hard enough.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. Jack fell down, his cock was out, and Jill gained a daughter.