Worst Jokes Ever
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
Like if you know someone is emo.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.