Worst Jokes Ever

Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?

They're so good at separating colors.

Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?

Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.

Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... That is... if you throw it hard enough.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. Jack fell down, his cock was out, and Jill gained a daughter.

Jack and Jill went up the hill.

Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.

Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but I have the flu.

You were supposed to be born in the tree.

The sticks were your siblings.

What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?

Nothing, they both can’t breathe.

How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.

Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?

What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.

This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.

Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.

Is laughing a problem?

Laughing at what?

I want to jump.

Jump—what?

Jump off the hook.