Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.

Man: I wish not to die a virgin.

Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!

You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.

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    • Bro wtf is all this!?

    Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.

    I'm not saying I'm ugly...

    But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

    A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

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    • Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.

    What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?

    No seriously, what is it?

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    • Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

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    • Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?

    A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.

    Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡

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    • I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.

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