Worst Jokes Ever
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girlβs skirt.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
Hehe
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.