Worst Jokes Ever
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
Like if your best friend has a dog.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.