Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a disabled Chinese person?

Sum Ting Wong.

School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.

Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.

"It's not a war crime if you win the war."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.

1 like = 1 more child in my blender.

Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.

"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."

-Sun Tzu, Art of War

"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"If you can't win, lose."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.

My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"

1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.

My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.