Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.

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    • How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.

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    • Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?

    He never learned to mix the colors.

    I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.

    He had a change of race tho when he died.

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.

    Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.

    Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.

    But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.

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    • The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.

    "Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"

    So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"

    "Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."

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    • Just told Putin to get some b*tches.

    Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.

    I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.

    To whoever you are, you are loved.