Worst Jokes Ever
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.