Worst Jokes Ever
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"