Worst Jokes Ever
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What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
That is so bad, just like you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.