Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldnβt see, she said, βOpen yo eyes!β
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
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Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone βDaddyβ!
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Men.
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "ζ³εδ»δΉ (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "ειΈ‘ε·΄ (Chi Ji Ba)!"
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
What is a reverse exorcism?
Itβs when the demon tells the priest to get out of the childβs body.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.