Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
I can't think of any jokes.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.