Worst Jokes Ever
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
A man was in a courtroom. The judge said, "What should this man's punishment be?"
A random guy yelled, "Off with his head!"
The judge said, "He shall give head to every man in this room."
The guy yelled, "Wait, that's not what I said!"
Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?
Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.