Worst Jokes Ever

Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.

Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.

So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."

What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?

Rolling Loud 🎸🎸

What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?

A Mexican.

I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.

Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?

Dribble.

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?

Sum ting wong.

What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri

A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.

The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"

Why do high tides come up so high?

Because they come up to say hi.

Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.

Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.

If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?

A tEsTiClE!

"Ching chang chong."

When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.

If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?

Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.