Worst Jokes Ever
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
Wanna see my pp again?
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
That is so bad, just like you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.