Worst Jokes Ever

One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.

Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.

Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?

Because every time they scan, it scans twice.

You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.

A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.

The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."

Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."

Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."

"Just killed a woman, feeling good."

- Tommyinnit

You and Jason in your bed.

like this if you don't like school.

How do you get 1 million followers?

You run through Africa with a bottle of water.

Why do orphans die so much?

'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?

My uncle was a priest.

He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.

Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"

Because she was uneducated.

like this if you have ever been abused.

My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?

Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.

Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE

Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!

Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?

A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"

What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.

Amber Heard's Morning Routine

Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.