Worst Jokes Ever
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.