Worst Jokes Ever

Friend: “What's that on your arm?”

Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”

My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,

Try salad 🥗.

If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.

Pokemon

What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.

Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.

Why is rape worse than death?

Because dead people get way more attention.

Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!

I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.

If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?

Americans...

What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.

Do you know Putin?

Put in these balls in your mouth.

What's the difference between Obama and Trump?

Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?

I don't know, I can never see them.

Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.