Worst Jokes Ever
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”