Worst Jokes Ever
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.
Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.