Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Q: I have a fish that can breakdance! A: Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."
The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.
Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
Dad?
This is not even a joke.
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
Butter believe it.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!