Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
Worst Jokes Ever
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
Jack
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
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Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
There was a guy called John.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
I gun give money.
RIP Harambe.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
