Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasn’t the one. The second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class.
The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them.
Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?” The teacher fainted.
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
How to get a girl in three steps:
Step 1: grab a pillow.
Step 2: grab a blanket.
Step 3: keep dreaming.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
SpongeBob did 9/11.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8