Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Doctor: You should stop masturbating.
Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
I'm back on BIGO Live.
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
