Worst Jokes Ever
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Guess!!!!?
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
My friend told me to "hang on" when I told him I wanted to kill myself.
Buddy, I’ll be hanging for sure, just you wait.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
Like if you think oily men are hot.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.