Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Worst Jokes Ever
Here's a joke: Your life decisions.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
Who is the king of the insects 🐜?
The Monarch!
Vaseline
Q: How many children does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thinly you slice them.
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
What is mad cow disease?
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
