Worst Jokes Ever
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Me at the Oscars when I see Jada Pinkett Smith, I said: "G.I. Jane 2, more like G.I. Jada 2, can't wait to see it."
So Will Smith is laughing and then suddenly, Will Smith walks up to me and punches me in the face.
Me: "Ow, oh, wow. Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” My nigga Smith goes: "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" Me: "Maybe you should focus on keeping her friends out of hers."
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.