Worst Jokes Ever
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.
Now their owner is dying.
HAHAHAHA
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
Look at my name and you'll see.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.