So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Worst Jokes Ever
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
I know I'm valuable.
I come with a barcode.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
I threw a boomerang years ago. Now I live in constant fear.
A woman walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
