Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
My joke is:
My life.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?
A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.