Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
I found a chest of gold in my garden the other day. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.