Worst Jokes Ever
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Rape victims suck, literally.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
I'm offended.
- Liberals
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.