Worst Jokes Ever
Like if you know someone is emo.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
Eli is hot.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.