Worst Jokes Ever
I can't think of any jokes.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.