Worst Jokes Ever
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
Like if your best friend has a dog.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)