Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
Buy KFC or else.
So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.
1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!