Worst Jokes Ever
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.