Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
What do you give a sick lemon?
A lemon-aid.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
When do cows moo? Moosday.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
Hi how are you?
Floor on the road?
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
When the card declines on child insurance.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
