Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
Dad: Johnny! Johnny!
Little Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Dad: Did you hit your brother?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Telling lies?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Let me see your fist.
Little Johnny: Ha ha ha!
Dad: What is so funny?
Little Johnny: You are, Dad, because I don't have a brother!
Dad: >:(
Little Johnny: What? It's true!
Dad: You do have a point there, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Love you, Dad!
Dad: Love you too, son.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
Shut the f*ck up.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Willy bum.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
My username good.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
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