Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Mohe?
I laughed at my life so hard.
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.