Worst Jokes Ever
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
You're just big and good.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
What did Obama ask Trump?
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.