Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Friend: Did your tattoos hurt?
Me: Nah, not really.
Friend: What did they feel like?
Me: 7th grade.
Friend: 😶😶😨😰😰😰😨
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
What is the difference between hungry and horny?
The cucumber goes to different places.
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
So, a woman gives birth to a child, and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down. Then, he starts swinging it around the room, slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go, you sick bastard!” The doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"