Worst Jokes Ever
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
Buy KFC or else.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.