Worst Jokes Ever
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.