BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
Worst Jokes Ever
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Drama queens be like: =- (
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
