Worst Jokes Ever
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
My "friend" has dyslexia.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer