Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.