Worst Jokes Ever
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.