Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Worst Jokes Ever
As a son, I like sports, and I watch sports with my mom. So one day, we were looking at football. My mom asked me who makes the most money. I said the quarterback.
My mom told me I'm going to get a quarterback as my new boyfriend, and it'll be your new stepfather. A week later, my mom went out. I came home, and I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said, "What's going on?" My mom said, "Look, my new boyfriend and new stepfather is the high school quarterback." My mom said, "See, mission accomplished." I said, "Yeah, job well done."
What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..
Just put the diaper on her 😉
Dick in my mouth.
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
Any girls on here?
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
