Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
You are a fat pig.
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
My bum hurts.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
"Dababy midget porn."
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!