Worst Jokes Ever
When your plane heads for New York...
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
I have nut cancer...
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
Why can't people understand these jokes?