Worst Jokes Ever
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
like if you know someone that is emo.
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
These are just plain wrong jokes.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Me: "What are you doing??"
Bully: "Where's my nan's urn?!?"
Me: "I don't know."
Bully: "Tell me!! *says worthless shit*"
Me: "Next time you're looking for the urn, don't bother, I smoked her ashes. They were so fucking good. I then used a quarter of them as an exfoliator, cleared my acne and eczema btw!! Then built sandcastles with them, then blew them in your family's face after!"
Don't bully kids.
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
Yeah, Eli is hot.