For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
Worst Jokes Ever
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
There was a kidnapping, but he woke up.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
