Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
Worst Jokes Ever
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
I don't know, I don't have one.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
I rate these jokes 9/11.
