What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
Worst Jokes Ever
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
I have a little John.
I'm illegal.
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
