Worst Jokes Ever
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Shitty bichi cup.
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
Who dislikes my freestyle?
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
North Korea?
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!