Worst Jokes Ever
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
If you're cleaning a vacuum, aren't you the vacuum cleaner?
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.