Worst Jokes Ever

What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?

They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.

Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"

Why do orphans start fights?

Because they don't get in trouble at home.

Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.

This orphan showed me a family photo.

But it was just a selfie.

I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.

What does 9 and 36 add up to?

A life in prison.

What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?

“My Mommy Comes Back”

Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.

So here's Uranus, where's my anus?

A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"

What does an orphan call a family portrait?

A selfie.

Every 911 joke isn't that good.

Well, at least not until they come crashing down.

I shouted "Jenga" in class today.

We were watching clips of 9/11.

What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Why can’t orphans be criminals?

Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reali-tea.

Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?

Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.

The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!