Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
Like if you love God and Jesus.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
