Worst Jokes Ever

Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...

I made a website about orphans.

It didn’t have a homepage though.

Friend: Hi, orphan.

Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.

Friend: ummm

Orphan: Exactly, U can't.

Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!

TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.

"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."

Your mom #69.

Hey, Mom, I am ugly.

"Facts," my mom says.

I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

My grief counselor died.

He was so good, I don’t even care! 😂😂😂

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"

Girl, scan the code on your wrist.

I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.

I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.

I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...

The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.

The tree left him hanging.

My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.

My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.

I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

Why do orphans go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.