Worst Jokes Ever
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
I fucking love rhubarbs.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.