Worst Jokes Ever

How do you scare a lot of people in New York?

Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."

I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!

Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!

What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)

Why do risky people have cats?

So they have 10 lives with them.

Coworker: Knock knock.

Orphan: Who's there?

Coworker: Not your parents.

These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?

'Cause they need a parent's signature.

Just a pickup line.

"Ayo, bbg, are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in."

This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

My mom left me at a very young age.

I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.

What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!

PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?

SANS: What?

PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!

SANS: Good one.

What are Russia's favorite netball positions?

Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.

A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."

Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."

Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."

ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!

What did the dinosaur say to the man?

It didn’t, they're dead.

Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.