A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.
PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂
Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Niall Devine, clown.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Mine never stops.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
