Worst Jokes Ever
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Ohio.
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.