Worst Jokes Ever

"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."

This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

What’s long and black?

The line at KFC.

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.

What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?

A 797.

Why did the 767 fly into the towers?

Because a310 dared it to.

Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!

What goes up and down and needs two people?

A seesaw.

What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?

"We are on time!"

Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...

Trump: What's UpNigga?

Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"

Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"

What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.

What is Batman like?

He is an orphan.

Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.

Q: What are women better than men at doing?

A: Winning arguments.

Q: What are men better than women at doing?

A: Winning swimming titles.

Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?

Because it didn’t have one.

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.