Worst Jokes Ever
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
Balls maker.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
His gay ass dad.
His YouTube channel is a joke.
He pimples?
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.