Worst Jokes Ever

Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.

If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.

Dads are like boomerangs... I hope...

What is black and long?

A line at KFC.

I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD

What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.

Why do emo kids wear hoodies?

They hang easier.

Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.

I like moldy food.

"Never gonna give you up."

If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.

Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."

Why was the computer late for work?

He had a hard drive.

What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?

Piss don't s**t on me!

Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.

So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”