Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
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What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by comedian Isaac Butterfield.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
