Worst Jokes Ever
A strong woman.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Hi, I’m Joe.
Bread is racist.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
My dog died. I'm so sad.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?