Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
Heh, stupid orphan.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.