What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
I'll really mist ya.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")
But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
