Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
