Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
Communism is actually kinda tight.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.
Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
I am on the German website.
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.