Worst Jokes Ever
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.
He sing, he dance, he he.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.