What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair! ♿
"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.
The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
