Worst Jokes Ever
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.