Worst Jokes Ever

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to.

Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.

Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.

Kid: Why?

Dad: So you won't get bored.

What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

I rate you a 9/11.

What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?

Tropical depressions.

What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?

Play pretend dog in the bed.

POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.

:me😐

Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!

"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."

Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?

Not a joke?

More like not an existing organism in life.

You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.

One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn't want her, why would I?

Rot in hell?

More like nasty-ass thot in a well.

I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"

Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?

Slash, boom, bang, snap.

Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.

For I have everyone's IP address.