Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!
1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.
It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!
What if your Corona test is neutral?
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Levi
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
