Worst Jokes Ever
I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.
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Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
I fucking hate school, god damn!
money + money = MONEY
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
My sister: You were born ugly.
Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Literally the most popular job: YouTube.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
My ass itches.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"