Worst Jokes Ever
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
We forge the chains we wear in life.
"So what, ah, my G?"
Lean.
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
I got kicked out of the library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
This. This is my class.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!