Worst Jokes Ever
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
We need skinwalker jokes.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Hi! Could I join?
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.