Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
