Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What's the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.
I had a very long dream that I was eating the most juiciest, tastiest meal I'd ever eaten in my life. Then when I woke up, my wife was gone.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?
"I finished my job."
What about me?