Worst Jokes Ever

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

Should I burn heaven?

Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?

Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.

What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snowballs!

Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.

It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.

This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ

"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."

Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(

If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?

I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

*walks into sex shop*

Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.

Friend: How's it going?

Me: Good, things are good!

Parent: How are you?

Me: Oh, I'm fine!

Twitter: Compose new tweet?

Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.

Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?

A: Baked potato.

Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?

He thought his son sucked!

What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?

They believe their own lies.

What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?

"Call 911!"

Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?

Friend: Yeah, sure.

Me: *pulls out gun*

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because there would be no home base.

What does Diana stand for?

Died In A Nasty Accident.

What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?

You decide.

You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."