Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Worst Jokes Ever
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
A: What is Technoblade's favorite zodiac sign?
Q: Cancer.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
