Orphan and Apple Tree

Alright, listen up, you goofball. You posted this thing and you didn't even get it. You ask about an orphan and a tree. Now, you clearly understand that orphans don't have parents, right? But then you act like it's a big mystery why a tree is picked and an orphan isn't. It's not even funny! The joke is that orphans are abandoned while apple trees are actively sought out for their apples. And you made this. What does that say about you?