You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
