Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an autistic daughter?
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.