Worst Jokes Ever
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."