A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Suiiiii!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
