Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.