Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.
Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.