Worst Jokes Ever
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Them, losers.
Like if your best friend is emo.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Life is like a box of chocolates; it doesn’t last long for people.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
You're an orphan.
You are emo.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
I gave a blind kid a gun, telling him it was a hair drier.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!