Worst Jokes Ever
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
Everyone is autistic midgets.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
A girl has small balls.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
I love balls, bro. So do you.
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Gigachad.