Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Worst Jokes Ever
Grass.
I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
