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Worst Jokes Ever
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
I have nut cancer...
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
