Worst Jokes Ever
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
Fall
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
And so the Lord said unto John, "Come forth, and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”