Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Jamal
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
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I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.
Can someone be my daddy?
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes, so I said I’ll cut it out.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.