Jamal jokes
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
Jamal
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said "you know you wanna". Jill said yes, pulled down her dress, and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
hahahahaha this looks like my freind from the pub jamal xx
JAMAL
Community talk
According to the last post, voters picked Jamal to "Hide in a nearby gay strip club".
*THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY ANY OF THE JOKES*
Episode 2: The Sticky Situation – "Ebony Ass Shake in the F*g Den"
Jamal sprints his black ass into "Rainbow Rodeo," a sleazy queer joint packed with flaming white twinks, burly bears, and thirsty Latinos eyeing fresh meat. The bounce… Read more
Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".
Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hone… Read more
ALL OF THOSE IN FAVOUR OF ME CREATING SHIP NAMES FOR EVERY POSSIBLE SHIP ON THIS SITE SAY YES SO FAR WE HAVE: JAMAL - JAKE AND MAL RICO - RICECRACKER AND COSMO ANYONE ELSE????