Worst Jokes Ever
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
Eat this, peppe.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.