Worst Jokes Ever

Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?

Pretty nuts, huh?

For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they lost two towers.

JACK AND JILL 2.0

After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,

Jack was screaming till his voice went nil,

And Jill screamed "Chill!"

Haha, balls hahaha!

Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.

Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Nostalgia hits you like a train.

It's so hard, you can even wake up.

I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”

My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.

I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.