Worst Jokes Ever
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.
I wish I was dead like my jokes.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.