Worst Jokes Ever
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
big booty latinas.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.