Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Worst Jokes Ever
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
Haha, the joke is me.
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
