Worst Jokes Ever
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
Who likes dick? Answer me!
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
Try not to <3.
"My name is Dezz."
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.