Worst Jokes Ever
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
His gay ass dad.
His YouTube channel is a joke.
He pimples?
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!