Worst Jokes Ever
Ligma
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
Because he has holes in his feet.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Beans, your mum is fat!
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
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Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.