Worst Jokes Ever

Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?

I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?

Because no one misses them.

GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"

What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.

How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.

Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?

What's black and found on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?

"Long time no see!"

Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.

What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.

What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.

What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?

A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).

What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?

"Happynese" (happy knees).

When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.