Worst Jokes Ever
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
Jackhammer McQueerson
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.