I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
Worst Jokes Ever
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
Ily.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
