Worst Jokes Ever
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Doctor asks his patient, "What is your zodiac sign?"
Patient replies, "Cancer." Doctor says, "What a coincidence!"
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?
He toasts the groom.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
The only thing colder than Siberia is my girlfriend's ex!
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.